the Yankees battling injuries and the Mets battling…themselves? This week I
turn my attention to the AL Central.
It’s May 7th and the Cleveland Indians are in first.
right. This is a team once voted the most
disliked team in all of Major League Baseball (even over the Yankees)! A team picked to place dead this year is actually in
we’re only entering the second week of May but according to the “experts”,
shouldn’t the Cleveland Indians be a hundred games out of first by now?
it’s just me, but have you noticed how this year’s Cleveland Indians are
looking more and more like the Tribe from the movie, Major League? It’s true and this is not a thinly veiled reference to Charlie Sheen ranting like “Captain Crazy Pants” in a Chief Wahoo
hat. Think about it…
Left for dead, they have become the team to beat in the AL Central. And just like the Yankees in the movie, the Boston Red Sox couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn when they faced Cleveland.
Just like the movie, the Indians have a big bopper with questionable immigration status as well (i.e. Pedro Cerrano). I’m looking at you, Shin-Soo Choo! If he didn’t carry his team to a Gold Medal
in the Pan-Asian games, he was looking at mandatory military service… in South
They also have a crafty veteran looking for that elusive championship. However, I’ll say it now. Grady Sizemore sports a far cuter hairdo than
have you checked out Closer Chris Perez?
This left-of-center (or in his case, right-of-center)
hurler is making the 2011 Cleveland Indians a relevant contender through out
the league, even if his look screams NHL 1994.
I bet he would be far funnier in front of a microphone than Charlie Sheen ever
could. But, that’s not that hard.